I have had a little too much free time lately. Work is slow, my “BESTEST FRIEND EVER WHO I COULDN’T LIVE WITHOUT” is in Canada and unable to reply to text messages, and my martial arts dojo is closed for the week due to a ninja infestation. I could be doing something productive like working out or learning a new language or weaving baskets, but that’s not how my short attention span likes it.
It all started with trying to find a picture of black hair with red lowlights (because I need bombshell hair for my totally bombshell lifestyle of playing Sims and throwing chips at my dogs). However, no suitable pictures were found so my brain was all “Hey, how about we just draw a sexy version of you and force the stylist to believe its a good idea to dye hair based off a drawing?”
So that’s how this picture happened:
I’m actually pretty proud of this. It’s a good first attempt at a portrait. So good in fact that I decided to recreate a portrait of someone famous. Someone whose hotness could match the sexiness of my own portrait.
Jared Leto was the obvious choice.
The original picture:
Besides the fact that I have no idea how to blend the background colors, I think it’s pretty obvious that this is just as sexy as the original picture, if not more. Just look at dat 4 o’clock shadow. And smoldering gaze. And totally buff arms. If you look really closely, you’ll see that my version of Jared Leto possesses no visible neck. And what’s sexier than an angst-ridden head connected directly to the torso?
That’s right, nothing.
After working diligently upon Leto’s quaff for a couple hours, I decided to move on to greater projects.
Like a tyrannosaurus rex fangirling over Bruce Willis riding a skateboard.
Or a very accurate recreation of me when I was 12.
By the time I finished the last carefully-measured stroke of hair upon my cartoon self’s prepubescent head, my arm had seized and it was time to call it quits. I gently put aside the mouse and leaned back, triumphant. This morning I had been but a girl; now I was a Painter. An emotional T-Rex and Jared Leto had led me to my true calling. The calling I had been desperately searching for my entire life.
Who am I?
I am an artist.