I am surrounded by weird conversations 24/7.
For clarification, “A” is 13 and obsessed with bowel movements while 17-year-old “Z” is a bit more pragmatic.
And they are both my brothers. And this conversation happened over a peaceful breakfast one obscure morning. Out of the blue. Like all things in my life.
A: Have you ever heard [MediocreNINja] fart?”
Z: Yes. Then the world exploded.
A: So that’s how the Civil War started…
Me: What I wasn’t even alive back then-
A: The Civil War. Ya know, the East against the West. Republicans against the Dominion.
Z: Don’t you mean the Confederacy?
A: No that was the Soviet War.
Ladies and gentlemen, my family.